What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 16:32

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
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-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
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Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger